I read a journal that tagged everyone, and unlike what I normally do in this situation (read me being tagged, laugh and then ignore it) I decided to actually do something, so here we go

1. Post all the rules.
2. When tagged, you must write eight things about yourself.
3. You must post these eight things in your journal.
4. You must then tag eight other friends/people.
5. Finally, leave a message on each of their pages letting them know they've been tagged

1. I do not have an army of ninjas, or samurai, but given the chance, I would recruit one (or two).
2. I want to start a web comic, but have so many ideas that I cant keep one for long enough
3. I haven't finished Zelda on the wii yet, and probably won't
4. If I could control any element it would be fire
5. I am a toxopholite, and if anyone knows what that is, they need much less spare time
6. I'm probably not laughing with you
7. The idea of yelling 'Everybody dance now' (like the song) loudly and in a public place makes me chuckle
8. I have a berth mark on my ankle, but only noticed recently

And now in the words of the person who tagged me 'I tag EVERYBODY. HAHAHAHAHA.'